To this day, there are things I still don’t get. For your reading pleasure, I have made a sample list of a few things I don’t understand and probably never will:
- Modern art
- The stock market page in the newspaper (I’ve given up trying)
- Computer viruses
- Computers in general (I call my son)
- Auto mechanics
- How anyone can embrace liberalism, progressivism, Marxism, socialism…
- How to say anything beyond “God bless you” (Dios te bendiga) in Spanish
- People who live on Facebook
- Why people drink beer (Sweet tea is so much better)
- Christians who don’t go to church
- The difference between “affect” and “effect” (I never quite got that one either)
- How pharmacists can read prescriptions
- Rap music (That’s an oxymoron!)
- A million channels on cable TV and nothing decent to watch
- Facing eternity without Jesus in your heart
I’m sure you have your own list of things you just don’t understand. Maybe we can compare lists sometime over coffee. By the way, have you ever wondered how coffee can smell one way and taste another? I just don’t get it.
Pastor Todd Weston